omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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