is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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