literally had 100 drinks last night.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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