now i know why i became what i already was.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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