you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
