i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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