I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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