when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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