I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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