Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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