Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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