This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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