every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When are your genitals available?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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