the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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