May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My cat gives me a boner
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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