We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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