ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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