dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ladies don't puke and tell
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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