...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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