I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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