"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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