I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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