I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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