this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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