When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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