Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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