nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So apparently I’m into choking now
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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