Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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