Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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