you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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