Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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