Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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