the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
my liver is dry heaving
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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