it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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