I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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