It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.