You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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