Can i not drive my cunt home
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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