didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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