everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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