It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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