Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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