He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
