he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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