I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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