There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you win again, gameday.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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