you would pick up someone in the library
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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