i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You smell like stripper and shame
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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