just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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