So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
