The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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