so explain again why im purple
no
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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