he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
please come you make the beer taste better
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?